KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KEEL YOU!!!!
DID I WANT TO MOVE TO BETA?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK SMASH PUNY ADMINS!!!!!!

In other news...

ROFLOL!!!!!

My Inadequacies go uncommented on!

E chu ta.

Whoops, didn't mean that. Really, I didn't. Anyway, I forgot my supplements today, so I don't have teh attention span for a real post.

I give thanks!

For my family and friends.
And pie.
And extremely short blog posts.

Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash...yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for Bingo.

REPOST!!! HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT MY INADEQUACIES!!!! (That's a word now too)

-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
-insomnia
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inability to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-Inability to have muscles :(
-Inability to keep B12 in my system.
-Repression
-I don't see dead people.
-Scoleosis
-Nearsightedness
-Failed past relationships, leading to a decrease in self confidence.
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.

I have more, I just can't think of them right now.
I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!

BTW guys...

I'm pretty sure that blogger owns all the material (poems and stuff) taht you post. Just lettin' ya know.

For your own good, the following comic has been moderately censored. I wonder how long I can make this title? I've never thought of that before.

A confession to the internet (Hi Jim!):

Sometimes, I think about suicide. Actually, that’s a lie. I think about suicide a lot. Whenever I’m depressed (usually I’m trying to do my homework) thoughts of suicide begin to enter my brain. Obviously, I have not followed up on those thoughts, because I am still typing. Why? If you scroll down, you’ll see a pretty impressive (I think so anyways) list of problems. Why haven’t I given up life yet? The answer: I think suicide is selfish. Let me backtrack for a moment here. For a very long time, I have been had fantasies where I save multiple people’s lives. This is what I live for. No matter how many flaws I have, no matter how many problems I have, I know that I have skills. I know that there is still something I can to do improve other people’s lives, no matter how bad my life gets. And I don’t think I could do that to my family. I don’t think that I could violently remove myself from other people’s lives. I think that they would miss me. I know when the Boy Scout in my troop died one day (the cause was never determined) I wondered for months afterwards why he had died. His family was devastated by the sudden and inexplicable loss of their 15 year old son. One day he was laughing and making jokes, and the next day he was dead. I couldn’t do that to the people I care about. I firmly believe that my purpose is to help others be the best they can be, and to help reduce the hatred in this world. This sense of purpose helps me keep going, and is one of the main factors keeping me from falling into permanent depression. This is because I know that no matter how hard things get, I will always have a purpose.

I just used up my deepness quota for the rest of the year, just to let you know.

Sincerely,


Not Ryan Not Clements

Frim Frock.

I dug deeper, hoping to find magnificent treasures beyond my wildest dreams.
I found a plague, seeing my greatest possession in a state of decay.

Two more verses tommorrow.

Somebody set us up the bomb!

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!

Vulnerability vs. Rejection

The fear of vulnerability is the fear that you will be susceptible to physical or emotional injury or attack.

The fear of rejection is most commonly seen as a fear of revealing your true self to other people because they might reject you.

I have the fear of rejection, which is why I'm not very good at making new friends. This really isn't much of a problem as far as I'm concerned. If people want to make the effort to get to know me, go ahead, and if they don't, well I kinda don't care since I don't know them.

I gotta go to bed, so...I guess I'll have to put this off even more.

Dear to us are those who love us... but dearer are those who reject us as unworthy, for they add another life; they build a heaven before us whereof we had not dreamed, and thereby supply to us new powers out of the recesses of the spirit, and urge us to new and unattempted performances. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

NAAAAAARRRRNNNN!!!!!!!

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Stupid Homework.

...What?



I'll make a better update later this week, I promise.

All the cool kids are doin' it...

This poem is brought to you by:
Clements Corporate
"Hoping to make you look good by comparison."

Confession: I am better at repression than depression
I hope that my profession will not become my obsession
It is my severe worry that my expressions will not leave impressions
It has been many years since my digression from the ways of aggression
There can be no progression if you do not use discretion
“But what of oppression?” He questions



...soooooo...
HOWS THAT FOR A POEM, HUH?!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
I LOVE CAPPS LOCK!!!!!!

I hate this man.

http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode7/plot.html

Faker.

More problems.

-insomnia
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inablity to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.

Another one of those days.

This is my unhappy list of problems:

-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be


I'll come up with more later.

How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two

Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!

For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don

Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.

For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs

Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.

For Instance:
Be right back!
brb

How to talk like a n00blet: Part One

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.

For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two

Alright, lets get right down to business.

First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!

For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don

Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.

For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.

Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.

For Instance:
Be right back!
brb