How to talk like a n00blet: Part One.

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh

Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:

I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.

i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?

Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

No wonder I feel/felt so lonely.

Guess what I just found out? I had comment moderation on and I forgot about it, so I had some comments I didn't know about. Silly me.