Dear Victoria:

BE SPLENDID, ELSE THE SELF ESTEEM NINJA WILL BEAT YOUR "MELANCHOLY-NESS-ISM" INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's it for now chaps.

I'll go see what other bloggers I know that need ninjing. (The act of threatning with pictures of ninjas)

Update:

I'm on a hotel computer that is (trying to) use Windows 95.

This is hard. Unless I open every link in a new window, I get redirected to the frontpage of blogger.com. Also, the computer screen keeps twitching. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!?!

Also, I can't get to my email.

I mish you guysh already. :(