Thursday, November 02, 2006

How to talk like a n00blet: Part One

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.

For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

1 comment:

Victoria said...

Okay, okay, I'll admit. I laughed. You're a funny kid Ryan. I like how you always make me laugh. Good thing, good thing. With basketball starting, I'm especially going to need it.