A confession to the internet (Hi Jim!):

Sometimes, I think about suicide. Actually, that’s a lie. I think about suicide a lot. Whenever I’m depressed (usually I’m trying to do my homework) thoughts of suicide begin to enter my brain. Obviously, I have not followed up on those thoughts, because I am still typing. Why? If you scroll down, you’ll see a pretty impressive (I think so anyways) list of problems. Why haven’t I given up life yet? The answer: I think suicide is selfish. Let me backtrack for a moment here. For a very long time, I have been had fantasies where I save multiple people’s lives. This is what I live for. No matter how many flaws I have, no matter how many problems I have, I know that I have skills. I know that there is still something I can to do improve other people’s lives, no matter how bad my life gets. And I don’t think I could do that to my family. I don’t think that I could violently remove myself from other people’s lives. I think that they would miss me. I know when the Boy Scout in my troop died one day (the cause was never determined) I wondered for months afterwards why he had died. His family was devastated by the sudden and inexplicable loss of their 15 year old son. One day he was laughing and making jokes, and the next day he was dead. I couldn’t do that to the people I care about. I firmly believe that my purpose is to help others be the best they can be, and to help reduce the hatred in this world. This sense of purpose helps me keep going, and is one of the main factors keeping me from falling into permanent depression. This is because I know that no matter how hard things get, I will always have a purpose.

I just used up my deepness quota for the rest of the year, just to let you know.

Sincerely,


Not Ryan Not Clements

Frim Frock.

I dug deeper, hoping to find magnificent treasures beyond my wildest dreams.
I found a plague, seeing my greatest possession in a state of decay.

Two more verses tommorrow.

Somebody set us up the bomb!

MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!

Vulnerability vs. Rejection

The fear of vulnerability is the fear that you will be susceptible to physical or emotional injury or attack.

The fear of rejection is most commonly seen as a fear of revealing your true self to other people because they might reject you.

I have the fear of rejection, which is why I'm not very good at making new friends. This really isn't much of a problem as far as I'm concerned. If people want to make the effort to get to know me, go ahead, and if they don't, well I kinda don't care since I don't know them.

I gotta go to bed, so...I guess I'll have to put this off even more.

Dear to us are those who love us... but dearer are those who reject us as unworthy, for they add another life; they build a heaven before us whereof we had not dreamed, and thereby supply to us new powers out of the recesses of the spirit, and urge us to new and unattempted performances. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

NAAAAAARRRRNNNN!!!!!!!

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Stupid Homework.

...What?



I'll make a better update later this week, I promise.

All the cool kids are doin' it...

This poem is brought to you by:
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"Hoping to make you look good by comparison."

Confession: I am better at repression than depression
I hope that my profession will not become my obsession
It is my severe worry that my expressions will not leave impressions
It has been many years since my digression from the ways of aggression
There can be no progression if you do not use discretion
“But what of oppression?” He questions



...soooooo...
HOWS THAT FOR A POEM, HUH?!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
I LOVE CAPPS LOCK!!!!!!

I hate this man.

http://www.supershadow.com/starwars/episode7/plot.html

Faker.

More problems.

-insomnia
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inablity to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.

Another one of those days.

This is my unhappy list of problems:

-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be


I'll come up with more later.

How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two

Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!

For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don

Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.

For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs

Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.

For Instance:
Be right back!
brb

How to talk like a n00blet: Part One

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.

For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two

Alright, lets get right down to business.

First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!

For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don

Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.

For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.

Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.

For Instance:
Be right back!
brb

Starting today, I will post once every day.

BTW, that was a great Halloween party. I didn't really understand what the movie was about. AT ALL.

Ignorance is Bliss.

If Ignorance is Bliss, Education is Evil. Education would be Evil because it rids People of Ignorance, thereby deriving them of Bliss. However, my Education is unsuccessful, and I have not acheived Bliss.

Therefore: Education does not equal Knowledge.

Therefore: Go away.

Therefore: Seriously, you're starting to bug me.

Therefore: GO AWAY!!!

Therefore: Are you still reading?!

How to talk like a n00blet: Part One.

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh

Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:

I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.

i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?

Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

No wonder I feel/felt so lonely.

Guess what I just found out? I had comment moderation on and I forgot about it, so I had some comments I didn't know about. Silly me.

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Woah! That last post was really emo.

Hey Paul, look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...

Total Emotional Failure.

What can you do when you feel so empty inside?
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.

Wow. That was a pretty rad night....zzzzzzzz....

H'chu apenkee, o'grandio lust.

Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )

Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.

The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.

I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.

Goopta mo bossa!