This is my unhappy list of problems:
-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
I'll come up with more later.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Friday, November 03, 2006
How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two
Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Thursday, November 02, 2006
How to talk like a n00blet: Part One
FILLER POST!!!!!!
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.
For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.
For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two
Alright, lets get right down to business.
First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Starting today, I will post once every day.
BTW, that was a great Halloween party. I didn't really understand what the movie was about. AT ALL.
Ignorance is Bliss.
If Ignorance is Bliss, Education is Evil. Education would be Evil because it rids People of Ignorance, thereby deriving them of Bliss. However, my Education is unsuccessful, and I have not acheived Bliss.
Therefore: Education does not equal Knowledge.
Therefore: Go away.
Therefore: Seriously, you're starting to bug me.
Therefore: GO AWAY!!!
Therefore: Are you still reading?!
BTW, that was a great Halloween party. I didn't really understand what the movie was about. AT ALL.
Ignorance is Bliss.
If Ignorance is Bliss, Education is Evil. Education would be Evil because it rids People of Ignorance, thereby deriving them of Bliss. However, my Education is unsuccessful, and I have not acheived Bliss.
Therefore: Education does not equal Knowledge.
Therefore: Go away.
Therefore: Seriously, you're starting to bug me.
Therefore: GO AWAY!!!
Therefore: Are you still reading?!
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
How to talk like a n00blet: Part One.
FILLER POST!!!!!!
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
No wonder I feel/felt so lonely.
Guess what I just found out? I had comment moderation on and I forgot about it, so I had some comments I didn't know about. Silly me.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Total Emotional Failure.
What can you do when you feel so empty inside?
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
H'chu apenkee, o'grandio lust.
Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )
Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.
The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.
I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.
Goopta mo bossa!
Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )
Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.
The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.
I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.
Goopta mo bossa!
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
11-8-05
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have 16 missing assignments in LA and I'm failing that class with a 43 percent :(
I have 16 missing assignments in LA and I'm failing that class with a 43 percent :(
Thursday, November 03, 2005
11-3-05
Blargh. This word manages to describe accurately how I feel right now. We celebrated my older brother's birthday at a pizza place today, but I still feel really stressed out by all the catch-up work I have to do.
Rating: 6
Rating: 6
Thursday, October 20, 2005
10-20-05
Today, my computer's virus was erased. I have like, 6 missing assignments in math and Career Testing is tommorrow. It took me 10 minutes just to type this.
Rating: 4
Rating: 4
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
10-13-05
What with my computer's Trojan Horse virus I haven't really posted lately. But anyway last weekend we celebrated my dad's birthday and we went to the shooting range. I learned how to shoot a pistol.
Rating: 7
Rating: 7
Thursday, October 06, 2005
Wednesday, October 05, 2005
10-5-05
I was very tired today but I got a new book called Newton's Cannon. It is a very interesting book about alchemy and Isaac Newton. My arms feel so heavy I can barely lift them to type this.
Rating: 5
Rating: 5
Saturday, October 01, 2005
10-1-05
Today is the first day of October and what a day it was; I was linesman for two U-8 soccer games today which means I froze my butt off. Then I went home ate lunch and played video games. For dinner we went out to a resturant and I got ribs.
Rating: 8
Rating: 8
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