It sure is easy to be tolerant of other people if you hate yourself!!!!

*More expletives censored*

Wow...

Say, does anybody have these nights when they lie in bed, allowing their thoughts to wash over them, and they realize that their dreams are completely out of their reach?

Yeah, happens to me all the time. When I was in the fifth grade, I was at the reading level of a freshman. A college freshman. When I reached the sixth grade, I was at the level of a high school junior. When I "graduated" from Charmicael Middle School in the 8th grade, I was reading at a high school sophomore level.

My intellect is decreasing! My memory has gotten worse, as have my motor skills and hand-eye coordination. Honestly, I haven't matured since Elementary School. I've just had a lot more practice suppressing my feelings.

Some of you have met my grandmother. I don't want to be that kind of person, being forgetful all the time. And yet, I seem to be becoming more and more like that every day. She is so frustrated because she can no longer remember the correct way to play a piano. She has been playing the piano for seventy years.

This is my future. I am a textbook example of a brilliant failure. No matter how hard I try, I will not succeed. Failure looms over me like a raincloud, following me wherever I go. I stay up into the wee hours of the night doing my work, and I still do not complete it.

Maybe this is because I know that I can't do it. I know that I will not pass my classes, and I know that I will not actually get a job. I used to joke about becoming a hobo, but what other profession allows you to travel and be insane? Why do I need to keep on working when in my heart I know that all the work I ever do will be naturally inferior? I can't. My subconscious doesn't let me work because whenever I fail, I can't handle it. That's why I work on a group project for hours on end. I can't stand it when I feel like I failed someone. It eats away at me and keeps me up at night. Heck, that's the only reason I do my homework. If I don't, I feel like a failure. Hey wait, I feel like a failure right now! Hm...Oh yeah, and while I'm confessing things, to the entire blogging world, I also ignore homework even when it's right in front of me if it's too much stress. So, I really can't do those math assignments because it's a huge conscious fight to even acknowledge that they exist.

Better try to do something now, bye.


Clements Corporate
-Making you look good by comparison.

Duh parents wuz all like:

Hmmmmm...does this apply to me?

Yep.

So...I gotta get this out.

I was reeeeeeeeally hungry yesterday, so I went to Quiznos without Paul or Victoria. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but I was reeeeeeeeally hungry. So then I got back and tried to apologize to 'em, but only Paul listened. Hmm. At least Paul forgave me :)

Then today, I try to apologize over teh phone to Victoria and she "isn't there" she should be getting home right about now, supposedly. I suspect that she has actually been planning this in league with her parents for months, knowing that I would go to Subways and abandon her and Paul. That's why she's doing basketball, so I couldn't apologize to her today.

Well, too bad!!! I have the internet, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

I'M SORRY PAUL AND VICTORIA!!!!!!
MY APOLOGIES BE NUMEROUS AND MEANINGFUL!!!

Where is hope? (About the comic: Dude, tell me about it.)

I'm still up, and I still have so much left to do >:(
I think I'm just gonna go to bed.

Anyways, I wrote a thing...amabob...er.

Why have you left me, when I need you most?
Why have you left me, when without you I am but a ghost?

Hope is gone, forsaken forever?

Why must I fail, when I have the tools to succeed?
Why must I fail, when it seems I have all that I need?
Where is hope?

I was going to post some pictures OF ME!!!! But the whole menu is missing. PORQUE?!?!?!?

Hey guys, I updated every other blog too.

Including the one that didn't work before.

Criminy.

I have way too much homework. It is pretty much impossible for me to catch up. I really have no clue what to do.

NUUUUURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!! AND STUFF!!!!

Academic Eligibility: FAILURE!!!!

Nerd Post

Infinity = 0

Not O, zero.
This is O, this is 0.

Anyways, this is going to be rather short because I am dumb.

Multiply infinity by any number besides zero.

What do you get? Infinity. You get infinity because there is nothing more than infinity. 7 infinities cannot co-exist because infinity is everything. But, if you

Stroke of Brilliance. AND THEN SOME!!!!!

Anyways, I was thinking over the whole why can guys have lots of girls and be "playas" while if a girl has lots of guys she is known as a whore? And then, lo and behold, I found this comic. (BTW, go back and start from the very beginning if you have time from http://www.dino-boy.com/ it's a great comic) And wow, did it blow my mind out of the water like a Heavy Imperial Repeater. (My personal favourite weapon) 'Cause, it's true. How many guys do you see that don't have to compete with other guys for a girl's affections. Hmmm? How many guys are nonathletic and still desirable. (Look at the cover of almost any magazine and you'll see that the guys have awe-inspiring muscles while most of the girls don't.) Okay. This came from Bob. Not Ryan. So...if you disagree (or agree) with this, comment and then maul the voice in my head, NOT ME!!!!! Peez.

In other news: WWJD about labels that refuse to organize themselves how I want?

In other other news: Hey look, labels!

In other other other news: I'm gonna post a normal (nerdy) post in a bit.

...dot dot dot...

MY INSIGHTS IS DONE!!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!!!

#3 If I was a Democrat/Republican running for election in the year 1800, I would use the Sedition Act to my advantage, comparing it to the acts passed by the old British government and promising to get rid of the act along with the Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts.

#7 If the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts were in affect today, The Patriot Act would have been much more drastic, and American politics would be vastly different. If the afore mentioned Acts survived to the present day, they would have been justified in the 1800 election. Therefore, the general population would have had to agree with these laws. Politicians would be different because the period of “mud-slinging” journalists would never have occurred. All the reporters who tired to report or “mudsling” against the government would have been arrested. Since the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts are today clearly seen to be a breach of the Bill of Rights, it can be inferred that for these Acts to stay part of American Law for over 200 years, one or both of two things must have happened. 1) Many of the original ten Amendments to the Constitution must have been repealed because of conflict with the Acts. 2) The interpretation of the Bill of Rights must have changed because the widely held interpretations would not have allowed for the Acts to remain in action. If either of these events had occurred, it would have a drastic effect on our law-making, and therefore our attitudes and behavior as well, since our attitudes and behavior must be consistent with our laws, or the laws would not exist.

Woah....

So, I finally posted on my other blogs too. Go check out from my profile.

MR. T says:

If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KEEL YOU!!!!
DID I WANT TO MOVE TO BETA?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK SMASH PUNY ADMINS!!!!!!

In other news...

ROFLOL!!!!!

My Inadequacies go uncommented on!

E chu ta.

Whoops, didn't mean that. Really, I didn't. Anyway, I forgot my supplements today, so I don't have teh attention span for a real post.

I give thanks!

For my family and friends.
And pie.
And extremely short blog posts.

Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash...yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for Bingo.