How to talk like a n00blet: Part One.

FILLER POST!!!!!!

How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh

Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:

I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.

i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd

Another example:

Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?

Spr monies fr a n00b?

More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.

No wonder I feel/felt so lonely.

Guess what I just found out? I had comment moderation on and I forgot about it, so I had some comments I didn't know about. Silly me.

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Woah! That last post was really emo.

Hey Paul, look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999...

Total Emotional Failure.

What can you do when you feel so empty inside?
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.

Wow. That was a pretty rad night....zzzzzzzz....

H'chu apenkee, o'grandio lust.

Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )

Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.

The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.

I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.

Goopta mo bossa!

Today was a 6.29865295

I am sliding down the slippery slope.

Terrorists: Your Opinion Please.

11-12-05

I'm still making up work, but I got invited to two birthday parties!!!

Rating: 7

11-8-05

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have 16 missing assignments in LA and I'm failing that class with a 43 percent :(

11-3-05

Blargh. This word manages to describe accurately how I feel right now. We celebrated my older brother's birthday at a pizza place today, but I still feel really stressed out by all the catch-up work I have to do.

Rating: 6

10-20-05

Today, my computer's virus was erased. I have like, 6 missing assignments in math and Career Testing is tommorrow. It took me 10 minutes just to type this.

Rating: 4

10-13-05

What with my computer's Trojan Horse virus I haven't really posted lately. But anyway last weekend we celebrated my dad's birthday and we went to the shooting range. I learned how to shoot a pistol.

Rating: 7

10-6-05

Today I got out of school after having 3 tests....

Rating: 6

10-5-05

I was very tired today but I got a new book called Newton's Cannon. It is a very interesting book about alchemy and Isaac Newton. My arms feel so heavy I can barely lift them to type this.

Rating: 5

10-1-05

Today is the first day of October and what a day it was; I was linesman for two U-8 soccer games today which means I froze my butt off. Then I went home ate lunch and played video games. For dinner we went out to a resturant and I got ribs.

Rating: 8

9-30-05

Today was FRIDAY!!! Which means I have started the weekend. Today was almost identical to yesterday other than that. Tomorrow I'm lineman for two soccer games.

Rating: 8

9-29-05

During lunch I wandered like usual and quoted Caboose. I played Pikmen this afternoon and almost beat the final boss, but my mom made me get out. Which means my grand army died for nothing.

Rating: 7

Today 9-27-05

Today I went to my school's GO club at lunch. I left after I realized I couldn't understand the game.

Rating: 6

Blargh!!!

I finally got my blog (by finally I mean it took me a couple minutes to get it)