BE SPLENDID, ELSE THE SELF ESTEEM NINJA WILL BEAT YOUR "MELANCHOLY-NESS-ISM" INTO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it for now chaps.
I'll go see what other bloggers I know that need ninjing. (The act of threatning with pictures of ninjas)
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Update:
I'm on a hotel computer that is (trying to) use Windows 95.
This is hard. Unless I open every link in a new window, I get redirected to the frontpage of blogger.com. Also, the computer screen keeps twitching. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!?!
Also, I can't get to my email.
I mish you guysh already. :(
This is hard. Unless I open every link in a new window, I get redirected to the frontpage of blogger.com. Also, the computer screen keeps twitching. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!?!?!
Also, I can't get to my email.
I mish you guysh already. :(
Monday, December 25, 2006
Hey...uh...yeah...Oh! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
Yep.
Love thy neighbor, Golden Rule, tis better to give than recieve, e.t.c.
Okay. So, this is probably going to be my last blog post before I leave for Tahoe, go skiing, get lost again, and fall off a cliff this time.
This is the topic:
SHOULD RYAN GO BACK ON MEDS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Reasons Yes:
-Ryan's attention span is so, so short.
-Ryan's new treatments are taking their sweet time to work.
-Grades.
-I have to get IVs frequently until all the metals and toxins exit my body.
Reasons No:
-Ryan has no personality whatsoever when he takes his drugs.
-Ryan's drugs didn't work before.
-Ryan's drugs make him unhappy.
-Some of the drugs Ryan took before now have a "black box warning" which means that these drugs are known to be lethal in some instances.
So, if you guys give me your opinion on this, I'll read when I get back. Or when I can get onto a computer in Tahoe, (unlikely)
If you don't, I'll both go back to taking my drugs and keep not taking them at the same time. Trust me, you don't want to know how that works.
Moving on...
Christmas Highlights:
1. Relieved of responsibility for the biology poster. (And if I do say so myself, I'd say we went ABC.)
2. Played some video games with my bros.
4. Reminisce about creating a myspace profile, sending a message to "Deus Adesto" and then promptly deleting my profile to conceal my identity. I'm totally going to do that to every person that I know with a myspace account.
3. Ryan's Most Fully Radically Insanely Awesome Present Award goes to Mom and Dad for THE COMPLETE COLLECTION OF CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Try to decide whether to place the Awesome Present Award before or after the myspace highlight. (Compromise by confusing myself)
6. Read James' latest blog post and try to come up with a coherent, compassionate comment....Then fail miserably at it.
7. Think about Aunt Sandy and her continuing battle with lung cancer.
Love thy neighbor, Golden Rule, tis better to give than recieve, e.t.c.
Okay. So, this is probably going to be my last blog post before I leave for Tahoe, go skiing, get lost again, and fall off a cliff this time.
This is the topic:
SHOULD RYAN GO BACK ON MEDS?!?!?!?!?!?!
Reasons Yes:
-Ryan's attention span is so, so short.
-Ryan's new treatments are taking their sweet time to work.
-Grades.
-I have to get IVs frequently until all the metals and toxins exit my body.
Reasons No:
-Ryan has no personality whatsoever when he takes his drugs.
-Ryan's drugs didn't work before.
-Ryan's drugs make him unhappy.
-Some of the drugs Ryan took before now have a "black box warning" which means that these drugs are known to be lethal in some instances.
So, if you guys give me your opinion on this, I'll read when I get back. Or when I can get onto a computer in Tahoe, (unlikely)
If you don't, I'll both go back to taking my drugs and keep not taking them at the same time. Trust me, you don't want to know how that works.
Moving on...
Christmas Highlights:
1. Relieved of responsibility for the biology poster. (And if I do say so myself, I'd say we went ABC.)
2. Played some video games with my bros.
4. Reminisce about creating a myspace profile, sending a message to "Deus Adesto" and then promptly deleting my profile to conceal my identity. I'm totally going to do that to every person that I know with a myspace account.
3. Ryan's Most Fully Radically Insanely Awesome Present Award goes to Mom and Dad for THE COMPLETE COLLECTION OF CALVIN AND HOBBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Try to decide whether to place the Awesome Present Award before or after the myspace highlight. (Compromise by confusing myself)
6. Read James' latest blog post and try to come up with a coherent, compassionate comment....Then fail miserably at it.
7. Think about Aunt Sandy and her continuing battle with lung cancer.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Let us speak of my foolishness once more.
So, I was going over all the mistakes that I had made earlier in the week, and last weekend. I CAME ACROSS A DOOZY OF A PROBLEM!!!!! I guess I'm pretty condescending whenever I know something someone else doesn't. Especially when it comes to computers. Like, one Sunday or whenever when a certain person thought that trying to print with the fax was a good thing. I basically mentally scoffed at her. Now the voices in my head are telling me that I was being extremely rude, mean, obnoxious, and just downright EVIL!!! They also told me that I must repent by stabbing myself repeatedly with my Spanish steel, or apologizing on the internet. AGAIN. (Scroll Down to see my other apology.)
I swear, I'll try to get better at this.
In other news, I finally found that like, awesome like, comic like, man.
WHO IS THAT!!?!?!!?!
IT'S A BIRD!!!!
IT'S A PLANE!!!!
NO, IT'S...who is that?! That ain't SUPERMAN!!!!
KEKEKEKE!!!! LOOK AT THE BUNNY!!!!!!
Monday, December 11, 2006
It sure is easy to be tolerant of other people if you hate yourself!!!!
*More expletives censored*
Wow...
Say, does anybody have these nights when they lie in bed, allowing their thoughts to wash over them, and they realize that their dreams are completely out of their reach?
Yeah, happens to me all the time. When I was in the fifth grade, I was at the reading level of a freshman. A college freshman. When I reached the sixth grade, I was at the level of a high school junior. When I "graduated" from Charmicael Middle School in the 8th grade, I was reading at a high school sophomore level.
My intellect is decreasing! My memory has gotten worse, as have my motor skills and hand-eye coordination. Honestly, I haven't matured since Elementary School. I've just had a lot more practice suppressing my feelings.
Some of you have met my grandmother. I don't want to be that kind of person, being forgetful all the time. And yet, I seem to be becoming more and more like that every day. She is so frustrated because she can no longer remember the correct way to play a piano. She has been playing the piano for seventy years.
This is my future. I am a textbook example of a brilliant failure. No matter how hard I try, I will not succeed. Failure looms over me like a raincloud, following me wherever I go. I stay up into the wee hours of the night doing my work, and I still do not complete it.
Maybe this is because I know that I can't do it. I know that I will not pass my classes, and I know that I will not actually get a job. I used to joke about becoming a hobo, but what other profession allows you to travel and be insane? Why do I need to keep on working when in my heart I know that all the work I ever do will be naturally inferior? I can't. My subconscious doesn't let me work because whenever I fail, I can't handle it. That's why I work on a group project for hours on end. I can't stand it when I feel like I failed someone. It eats away at me and keeps me up at night. Heck, that's the only reason I do my homework. If I don't, I feel like a failure. Hey wait, I feel like a failure right now! Hm...Oh yeah, and while I'm confessing things, to the entire blogging world, I also ignore homework even when it's right in front of me if it's too much stress. So, I really can't do those math assignments because it's a huge conscious fight to even acknowledge that they exist.
Better try to do something now, bye.
Clements Corporate
-Making you look good by comparison.
Wow...
Say, does anybody have these nights when they lie in bed, allowing their thoughts to wash over them, and they realize that their dreams are completely out of their reach?
Yeah, happens to me all the time. When I was in the fifth grade, I was at the reading level of a freshman. A college freshman. When I reached the sixth grade, I was at the level of a high school junior. When I "graduated" from Charmicael Middle School in the 8th grade, I was reading at a high school sophomore level.
My intellect is decreasing! My memory has gotten worse, as have my motor skills and hand-eye coordination. Honestly, I haven't matured since Elementary School. I've just had a lot more practice suppressing my feelings.
Some of you have met my grandmother. I don't want to be that kind of person, being forgetful all the time. And yet, I seem to be becoming more and more like that every day. She is so frustrated because she can no longer remember the correct way to play a piano. She has been playing the piano for seventy years.
This is my future. I am a textbook example of a brilliant failure. No matter how hard I try, I will not succeed. Failure looms over me like a raincloud, following me wherever I go. I stay up into the wee hours of the night doing my work, and I still do not complete it.
Maybe this is because I know that I can't do it. I know that I will not pass my classes, and I know that I will not actually get a job. I used to joke about becoming a hobo, but what other profession allows you to travel and be insane? Why do I need to keep on working when in my heart I know that all the work I ever do will be naturally inferior? I can't. My subconscious doesn't let me work because whenever I fail, I can't handle it. That's why I work on a group project for hours on end. I can't stand it when I feel like I failed someone. It eats away at me and keeps me up at night. Heck, that's the only reason I do my homework. If I don't, I feel like a failure. Hey wait, I feel like a failure right now! Hm...Oh yeah, and while I'm confessing things, to the entire blogging world, I also ignore homework even when it's right in front of me if it's too much stress. So, I really can't do those math assignments because it's a huge conscious fight to even acknowledge that they exist.
Better try to do something now, bye.
Clements Corporate
-Making you look good by comparison.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
Yep.
So...I gotta get this out.
I was reeeeeeeeally hungry yesterday, so I went to Quiznos without Paul or Victoria. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but I was reeeeeeeeally hungry. So then I got back and tried to apologize to 'em, but only Paul listened. Hmm. At least Paul forgave me :)
Then today, I try to apologize over teh phone to Victoria and she "isn't there" she should be getting home right about now, supposedly. I suspect that she has actually been planning this in league with her parents for months, knowing that I would go to Subways and abandon her and Paul. That's why she's doing basketball, so I couldn't apologize to her today.
Well, too bad!!! I have the internet, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!
I'M SORRY PAUL AND VICTORIA!!!!!!
MY APOLOGIES BE NUMEROUS AND MEANINGFUL!!!
I was reeeeeeeeally hungry yesterday, so I went to Quiznos without Paul or Victoria. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but I was reeeeeeeeally hungry. So then I got back and tried to apologize to 'em, but only Paul listened. Hmm. At least Paul forgave me :)
Then today, I try to apologize over teh phone to Victoria and she "isn't there" she should be getting home right about now, supposedly. I suspect that she has actually been planning this in league with her parents for months, knowing that I would go to Subways and abandon her and Paul. That's why she's doing basketball, so I couldn't apologize to her today.
Well, too bad!!! I have the internet, and I'm not afraid to use it!!!
I'M SORRY PAUL AND VICTORIA!!!!!!
MY APOLOGIES BE NUMEROUS AND MEANINGFUL!!!
Friday, December 08, 2006
Where is hope? (About the comic: Dude, tell me about it.)
I'm still up, and I still have so much left to do >:(
I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
Anyways, I wrote a thing...amabob...er.
Why have you left me, when I need you most?
Why have you left me, when without you I am but a ghost?
Hope is gone, forsaken forever?
Why must I fail, when I have the tools to succeed?
Why must I fail, when it seems I have all that I need?
Where is hope?
I think I'm just gonna go to bed.
Anyways, I wrote a thing...amabob...er.
Why have you left me, when I need you most?
Why have you left me, when without you I am but a ghost?
Hope is gone, forsaken forever?
Why must I fail, when I have the tools to succeed?
Why must I fail, when it seems I have all that I need?
Where is hope?
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Criminy.
I have way too much homework. It is pretty much impossible for me to catch up. I really have no clue what to do.
NUUUUURRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Nerd Post
Infinity = 0
Not O, zero.
This is O, this is 0.
Anyways, this is going to be rather short because I am dumb.
Multiply infinity by any number besides zero.
What do you get? Infinity. You get infinity because there is nothing more than infinity. 7 infinities cannot co-exist because infinity is everything. But, if you
Not O, zero.
This is O, this is 0.
Anyways, this is going to be rather short because I am dumb.
Multiply infinity by any number besides zero.
What do you get? Infinity. You get infinity because there is nothing more than infinity. 7 infinities cannot co-exist because infinity is everything. But, if you
Stroke of Brilliance. AND THEN SOME!!!!!
Anyways, I was thinking over the whole why can guys have lots of girls and be "playas" while if a girl has lots of guys she is known as a whore? And then, lo and behold, I found this comic. (BTW, go back and start from the very beginning if you have time from http://www.dino-boy.com/ it's a great comic) And wow, did it blow my mind out of the water like a Heavy Imperial Repeater. (My personal favourite weapon) 'Cause, it's true. How many guys do you see that don't have to compete with other guys for a girl's affections. Hmmm? How many guys are nonathletic and still desirable. (Look at the cover of almost any magazine and you'll see that the guys have awe-inspiring muscles while most of the girls don't.) Okay. This came from Bob. Not Ryan. So...if you disagree (or agree) with this, comment and then maul the voice in my head, NOT ME!!!!! Peez.
In other news: WWJD about labels that refuse to organize themselves how I want?
In other other news: Hey look, labels!
In other other other news: I'm gonna post a normal (nerdy) post in a bit.
Sunday, November 26, 2006
MY INSIGHTS IS DONE!!!! WHOOO HOOOO!!!!!
#3 If I was a Democrat/Republican running for election in the year 1800, I would use the Sedition Act to my advantage, comparing it to the acts passed by the old British government and promising to get rid of the act along with the Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts.
#7 If the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts were in affect today, The Patriot Act would have been much more drastic, and American politics would be vastly different. If the afore mentioned Acts survived to the present day, they would have been justified in the 1800 election. Therefore, the general population would have had to agree with these laws. Politicians would be different because the period of “mud-slinging” journalists would never have occurred. All the reporters who tired to report or “mudsling” against the government would have been arrested. Since the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts are today clearly seen to be a breach of the Bill of Rights, it can be inferred that for these Acts to stay part of American Law for over 200 years, one or both of two things must have happened. 1) Many of the original ten Amendments to the Constitution must have been repealed because of conflict with the Acts. 2) The interpretation of the Bill of Rights must have changed because the widely held interpretations would not have allowed for the Acts to remain in action. If either of these events had occurred, it would have a drastic effect on our law-making, and therefore our attitudes and behavior as well, since our attitudes and behavior must be consistent with our laws, or the laws would not exist.
#7 If the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts were in affect today, The Patriot Act would have been much more drastic, and American politics would be vastly different. If the afore mentioned Acts survived to the present day, they would have been justified in the 1800 election. Therefore, the general population would have had to agree with these laws. Politicians would be different because the period of “mud-slinging” journalists would never have occurred. All the reporters who tired to report or “mudsling” against the government would have been arrested. Since the Sedition, Alien, Naturalization, and Alien Enemies Acts are today clearly seen to be a breach of the Bill of Rights, it can be inferred that for these Acts to stay part of American Law for over 200 years, one or both of two things must have happened. 1) Many of the original ten Amendments to the Constitution must have been repealed because of conflict with the Acts. 2) The interpretation of the Bill of Rights must have changed because the widely held interpretations would not have allowed for the Acts to remain in action. If either of these events had occurred, it would have a drastic effect on our law-making, and therefore our attitudes and behavior as well, since our attitudes and behavior must be consistent with our laws, or the laws would not exist.
Saturday, November 25, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KEEL YOU!!!!
DID I WANT TO MOVE TO BETA?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK SMASH PUNY ADMINS!!!!!!
DID I WANT TO MOVE TO BETA?!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HULK SMASH PUNY ADMINS!!!!!!
My Inadequacies go uncommented on!
E chu ta.
Whoops, didn't mean that. Really, I didn't. Anyway, I forgot my supplements today, so I don't have teh attention span for a real post.
Whoops, didn't mean that. Really, I didn't. Anyway, I forgot my supplements today, so I don't have teh attention span for a real post.
Thursday, November 23, 2006
I give thanks!
For my family and friends.
And pie.
And extremely short blog posts.
Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash...yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for Bingo.
And pie.
And extremely short blog posts.
Feet are like ripe papayas injected with mouthwash...yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for Bingo.
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
REPOST!!! HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT MY INADEQUACIES!!!! (That's a word now too)
-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
-insomnia
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inability to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-Inability to have muscles :(
-Inability to keep B12 in my system.
-Repression
-I don't see dead people.
-Scoleosis
-Nearsightedness
-Failed past relationships, leading to a decrease in self confidence.
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.
I have more, I just can't think of them right now.
I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
-insomnia
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-chronic forgetfulness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inability to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-Inability to have muscles :(
-Inability to keep B12 in my system.
-Repression
-I don't see dead people.
-Scoleosis
-Nearsightedness
-Failed past relationships, leading to a decrease in self confidence.
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.
I have more, I just can't think of them right now.
I AM NOT DEPRESSED!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!
BTW guys...
I'm pretty sure that blogger owns all the material (poems and stuff) taht you post. Just lettin' ya know.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
A confession to the internet (Hi Jim!):
Sometimes, I think about suicide. Actually, that’s a lie. I think about suicide a lot. Whenever I’m depressed (usually I’m trying to do my homework) thoughts of suicide begin to enter my brain. Obviously, I have not followed up on those thoughts, because I am still typing. Why? If you scroll down, you’ll see a pretty impressive (I think so anyways) list of problems. Why haven’t I given up life yet? The answer: I think suicide is selfish. Let me backtrack for a moment here. For a very long time, I have been had fantasies where I save multiple people’s lives. This is what I live for. No matter how many flaws I have, no matter how many problems I have, I know that I have skills. I know that there is still something I can to do improve other people’s lives, no matter how bad my life gets. And I don’t think I could do that to my family. I don’t think that I could violently remove myself from other people’s lives. I think that they would miss me. I know when the Boy Scout in my troop died one day (the cause was never determined) I wondered for months afterwards why he had died. His family was devastated by the sudden and inexplicable loss of their 15 year old son. One day he was laughing and making jokes, and the next day he was dead. I couldn’t do that to the people I care about. I firmly believe that my purpose is to help others be the best they can be, and to help reduce the hatred in this world. This sense of purpose helps me keep going, and is one of the main factors keeping me from falling into permanent depression. This is because I know that no matter how hard things get, I will always have a purpose.
I just used up my deepness quota for the rest of the year, just to let you know.
Sincerely,
Not Ryan Not Clements
I just used up my deepness quota for the rest of the year, just to let you know.
Sincerely,
Not Ryan Not Clements
Monday, November 20, 2006
Frim Frock.
I dug deeper, hoping to find magnificent treasures beyond my wildest dreams.
I found a plague, seeing my greatest possession in a state of decay.
Two more verses tommorrow.
I found a plague, seeing my greatest possession in a state of decay.
Two more verses tommorrow.
Sunday, November 19, 2006
Thursday, November 16, 2006
Vulnerability vs. Rejection
The fear of vulnerability is the fear that you will be susceptible to physical or emotional injury or attack.
The fear of rejection is most commonly seen as a fear of revealing your true self to other people because they might reject you.
I have the fear of rejection, which is why I'm not very good at making new friends. This really isn't much of a problem as far as I'm concerned. If people want to make the effort to get to know me, go ahead, and if they don't, well I kinda don't care since I don't know them.
I gotta go to bed, so...I guess I'll have to put this off even more.
Dear to us are those who love us... but dearer are those who reject us as unworthy, for they add another life; they build a heaven before us whereof we had not dreamed, and thereby supply to us new powers out of the recesses of the spirit, and urge us to new and unattempted performances. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Monday, November 06, 2006
All the cool kids are doin' it...
This poem is brought to you by:
Clements Corporate
"Hoping to make you look good by comparison."
Confession: I am better at repression than depression
I hope that my profession will not become my obsession
It is my severe worry that my expressions will not leave impressions
It has been many years since my digression from the ways of aggression
There can be no progression if you do not use discretion
“But what of oppression?” He questions
...soooooo...
HOWS THAT FOR A POEM, HUH?!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
I LOVE CAPPS LOCK!!!!!!
Clements Corporate
"Hoping to make you look good by comparison."
Confession: I am better at repression than depression
I hope that my profession will not become my obsession
It is my severe worry that my expressions will not leave impressions
It has been many years since my digression from the ways of aggression
There can be no progression if you do not use discretion
“But what of oppression?” He questions
...soooooo...
HOWS THAT FOR A POEM, HUH?!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME!!!
I LOVE CAPPS LOCK!!!!!!
Sunday, November 05, 2006
More problems.
-insomnia
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inablity to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-chronic forgetfullness
-did I mention how forgetful I am yet?
-ADD (this counts twice)
-the inablity to develop my brilliant thoughts; leaving them at the point of just being another thing to wonder about.
-genetic disposition for Alzheimer's
-ashdfjksagdfsfg
-BOREDOM
-I'm lonely too. Really. Like, right now for instance.
Saturday, November 04, 2006
Another one of those days.
This is my unhappy list of problems:
-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
I'll come up with more later.
-emotion immaturity
-ADD
-dyslexia
-genetic disposition towards numerous cancers
-mildish (that's a word now) acne
-phobophobia (the fear of phobias)
-fear of helplessness
-iron
-copper
-lead
-other metals that are in my body when they shouldn't be
I'll come up with more later.
Friday, November 03, 2006
How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two
Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Alright, lets get right down to business.First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Thursday, November 02, 2006
How to talk like a n00blet: Part One
FILLER POST!!!!!!
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.
For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same.
For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two
Alright, lets get right down to business.
First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!
For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don
Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.
For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.
Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.
For Instance:
Be right back!
brb
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
Starting today, I will post once every day.
BTW, that was a great Halloween party. I didn't really understand what the movie was about. AT ALL.
Ignorance is Bliss.
If Ignorance is Bliss, Education is Evil. Education would be Evil because it rids People of Ignorance, thereby deriving them of Bliss. However, my Education is unsuccessful, and I have not acheived Bliss.
Therefore: Education does not equal Knowledge.
Therefore: Go away.
Therefore: Seriously, you're starting to bug me.
Therefore: GO AWAY!!!
Therefore: Are you still reading?!
BTW, that was a great Halloween party. I didn't really understand what the movie was about. AT ALL.
Ignorance is Bliss.
If Ignorance is Bliss, Education is Evil. Education would be Evil because it rids People of Ignorance, thereby deriving them of Bliss. However, my Education is unsuccessful, and I have not acheived Bliss.
Therefore: Education does not equal Knowledge.
Therefore: Go away.
Therefore: Seriously, you're starting to bug me.
Therefore: GO AWAY!!!
Therefore: Are you still reading?!
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
How to talk like a n00blet: Part One.
FILLER POST!!!!!!
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
How I mine for fish?
hw i mn 4 fsh
Remember, do not capitalize or use any punctuation at all! Also, do not use any vowels unless the vowels form one half or more of the word, or if the vowel is absolutely critical for the pronounciation. Substitute numbers for words that sound the same. For instance:
I'm going to go skate on my skateboard.
i gnna go sk8 wth my sk8brd
Another example:
Please sir, do you have any spare change that you could give to a poor soul such as myself?
Spr monies fr a n00b?
More n00b lessons coming your way in Part Two.
No wonder I feel/felt so lonely.
Guess what I just found out? I had comment moderation on and I forgot about it, so I had some comments I didn't know about. Silly me.
Monday, October 30, 2006
Total Emotional Failure.
What can you do when you feel so empty inside?
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.
When you really don't care one way or another, but you want people to think that you do?
I think I'm gonna go sleep.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Friday, October 27, 2006
H'chu apenkee, o'grandio lust.
Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )
Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.
The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.
I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.
Goopta mo bossa!
Today, I'm going to talk about the theory of an artificial god. (This might not be very long, but I'll update it when I can find my book about it. )
Douglas Adams, famed writer of the hitchhiker guide to the galaxy, is an atheist. However, he represented a really eccentric the other day that I found interesting. (Okay, so 5 years ago isn't really the other day. Work with me here.) Douglas Adams said that life is a huuuuuuuge category. Which is true. Anything that includes human beings and bacteria too small to see with the human eye has got to be a pretty broad category. He compared life to the letter a. The example he used was this: If you write an a, you could have really bad handwriting and make it look somewhat like a d. However, if you are writing the word apple, obviously people are going to see that you mean apple, even if you wrote dpple.
The theory of an artificial god is that since life can only be defined if it has a context, if it has a purpose. Therefore, man had to have a god, because without god how can we define life.
I do not agree with this theory. Faith is neccessary for human happiness, not human science. Without some sort of faith, humans lose sight of what they are. Without faith people forget their principles and their morals. It is my strong opinion that without faith, the world would fall to pieces. Without faith in their government, other people, and god, anarchy and chaos would rule over the Earth, with the majority of people having no reason to respect human life and dignity. This is because respect comes from faith. Only when you put your faith in a person, government or religion can you truly respect other people.
Goopta mo bossa!
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