Mostly because all of my feelings are buried under multiple layers of exhaustion. Anyway, tonight I watched my home videos, and boy was I smart. I was smarter then than I am now. Also, my wit is timeless.
A small sample:
"And look, there's Ryan!"
"I am the King! All hail King Arthur!"
"I thought you were King Ryan?"
"I'm King Ryan and King Arthur. I'm King Rythur!!!"
Pssssst. Look up in the top right corner of the comic, you'll understand.