How to Talk Like a n00blet: Part Two

Alright, lets get right down to business.

First of all, abbreviate as often as you can! (Why is abbreviate such a long word?) Also, make it extremely hard to see what you're trying to say. Remember, no puctuation at all!

For Instance:
How are you doing?
hw r u don

Another fine method is to use the word teh instead of the, interwebs for the internet, etc.

For Instance:
I love the internet.
i lv teh intarwebs.

Another keen trick is to shorten entire phrases into small meaningless blobbs of letters.

For Instance:
Be right back!
brb